It's time to swipe the v card, bro
You are not one of the guys...
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
She calls it dedication
Young meat is cougar feast
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Czech me out eating this cock
She takes heavy duty usage
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't leave me hanging like your dad